South moor sports vs Oxhill Central (Jackie Grigg memorial trophy Final) On the bus with Pounders Army. A game scheduled on a Friday evening at Consett stadium, our last game of the season and most certainly our biggest. We faced our bitter rivals in what was the derby of all derby games in the final of the Jack Grigg Trophy. The squad, management team and supporters met at the Arch to liven up the atmosphere before heading up to Consett on the coach. The squad was more or less full available apart from broccoli head Matty and #Worstboakes who were listening to Tony Boakes sing meatloaf song in Esh Winning Club. South moor messi didn’t bring his boots as he wanted to drink with Ben Seenowt, and we almost left without fisher who had to chase the coach up south moor bank. Bonzo brown got himself in the zone listening to techno MC through his headphones all the way to Consett. Gilly the Gypsy caused a traffic jam travelling to the game on his horse and cart. Charlotte street garage sponsored us black tape for our socks after CatMeat forgot it on his shopping list. The lads warmed up looking as professional as ever in their matching arch training tops and pounder even had cones and bibs. Pounder and Elvis has the almost impossible job of selecting a starting 11 from a bunch of players who have all been outstanding in recent weeks. Singe got the blood pumping with his pre-match speech but we still headed out in nervy fashion for kickoff. Veteran Gav gave us an early goal and we settled into the game and played some great football, we couldn’t find the second goal as we seen chances go begging and went in at half time with a slender 1 goal lead. Wet wipe Watson got folded of veteran Gav and was never seen again. Ex manager Jeff was drunk and thought halftime was full time and started celebrating. Second half and we finally found out shooting boots with a brace from Gateshead dan from Dipton and another from veteran Gav. Buttercup monkley who was on the bench bottled it when he seen a hard tackle go in so didn’t want to go on. All the other subs played their part and singe got a nice retirement present as he got a run out too! A conciliation goal for quakies seen the game finish 4-1 and the Arch celebrations began. Ex manager Jeff celebrated again, singe bubbled, Gateshead Scott from Ouston won the MOM award and CatMeat was voted the best physio in Sunday league. We sang arch songs, sprayed champagne and banged in the changing room wall. Dangerous Davies speaker didn’t work so chewys chancers sang a song for us. Duffy 1 wasn’t allowed to stay out and took the bus off route to drop him off, attitude Duffy said he was the worst brother and everyone agreed. Bezzy asked catmeat to buy him a pint until they got back to the arch then never came. Liva and Gilly the gypsy kindly filled the trophy with a mixture of alcoholic beverages and we drank from the cup and sang more songs. Gateshead Scott from Ouston who doesn’t drink made his girlfriend drink his share. The mad monk and Gateshead Dan from Dipton made their first appearances in the arch bar and broccoli head Matty joined us as he said Tony Boakes was a terrible entertainer. Bott and Joe Gill is brill didn’t come back to the arch, Bott said they had a roof to fix at 10pm on a Friday night. Kei couldn’t drink as he can’t play cricket hungover and Jägermiester Davison couldn’t drink as he can’t post letters hungover. Dangerous Davies bought cheesy chips with curry sauce and little Luke invited everyone back to Tez’s house for a hot tub party in his bath. Thanks to everyone who came and supported us and wished us good luck. Thanks to Liva and Gilly the Gypsy for filling up the cup. We now look forward to our end of season trip to Antwerp where we will no doubt celebrate a little bit more. Oh, and if I forgot to mention - we won the Jack Grigg Trophy! ?? All the above stories are true stories. #UTA
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