Blackmill vs Oxhill Central (League) Battle of the Broccoli It was a cold and dark Thursday evening where we returned to the woods of chopwell to face Blacky mill in the league. As with all midweek games the numbers dwindled from Sunday. Bonzo brown and Bezzy were building macarno cars and Gateshead Scott from Ouston was playing at the bowling alley. We did welcome back from retirement veteran Gav who’s retirement lasted 4 days and out of nowhere returned Donnelly the South Moor Messi. Broccoli head Matty was supposed to be turning up too but was nowhere to be seen, apparently he had bad wrists. Injury concerns were also over Little Luke who reportedly had a dose of the whooping cough. Buttercup Monkley returned from injury but bottled the game because their team look nasty. Catmeat picked Ex manager Jeff up from the arch who had been there all afternoon having his pre match “warm up”. Dangerous Davies asked south moor Messi to play with him, Phil Johnston the fixture secretary said catmeat runs as slow as the fixtures and Gateshead dan from Dipton dad returned with his gnome hate. Half time we went in at 1-1 Bott rose like a salmonella to put scores level after we went down to an early goal. Pee said Bott is stupid because he forgot to wash the strips. Clarkey the 80s pop star came off injured with a tight hammy and Jagermiester Davison asked to be subbed because he needed a wee. 50th minute and broccoli head Matty beat the world lateness record and strolled up to the pitch to get changed next to the woods. Nobby shouted tactical advise to the whole team and stonka brown said he was very clever. Broccoli head Matty then met his match when he came up against the biggest curly hair in Consett league, we named this the battle of the broccoli. Gateshead Dan from Dipton went through one on one and put us 2-1 into the lead with 20 minutes to spare. That however motivated title favourites Blacky mill to fight back and before we knew it we were 3-2 down. A last minute counterattack sealed a 4-2 win for the mill who were crowned division 1 champions. We were then all smoked out in the changing rooms as the mill celebrated their victory with smoke bombs and champagne. The leprechaun ref thanked the side lines for their good behaviour this week. We go again Sunday away to Consett Top Club in our last league game of the season before our cup final at Consett stadium on 10th May 745pm kick off. All the above stories are true. #UTA
Sent from my iPhone
________________________________
This e-mail (including any attachments) is intended for a specific individual(s) and a specific purpose and may contain confidential information that is private, confidential or protected by the attorney-client or other privilege. If you received this e-mail in error, please immediately delete it from your system without copying it and notify the sender by reply e-mail so that our records can be corrected. Scholle IPN disclaims all warranties and liabilities, and assumes no responsibility for, viruses which may infect an email sent to you from Scholle IPN, and which damage your electronic systems or information. It is your responsibility to maintain virus detection systems to prevent damage to your electronic systems and information.
