The Evil Hon arrived already changed as they had heard all about the lack of light in the changing rooms and the boggy path upto them.
The Vale however arrived in drips and drabs still determined for only the second win of the season.
The game started with positive mood and the Vale launched a wave of attacks, but nothing came of it until the 20th minute when a smart ball was played to Geri who controlled, dribbled and then unleashed the most terrifying shot you could imagine. Well make that terrible, he sent the keeper into a daze as the ball travelled through his legs at 2mph and into the bottom roght corner.
The Vale were winning for only the second time this season, which resulted in most of the team shouting of how long ref.
The Evil Hon launched a quick attack and gained a corner. The corner swung in and no.9 volleyed goalwards and struck the bar. The ball bounced down and up and down and up and then hoof the ball was clear. All the Evil Hon players were shouting goal goal, but the ref said no. Now comes the silly part, Pete our linesman actually shouts the ref to tell him it was a goal and so there went the Vales lead and all hopes of a victory. It was depressing enough to be on a losing streak and have the whole world on your shoulders, without Pete jumping on there and making it worse. You wouldn't mind, but the only thanks he got from the Evil Hon was lino you C**t. They must have different rules to us. And so Honest Paul has lost his slot at number 1 for most honest player. I bet Pete slept well sunday night, hopefully with that deformed figure sticking up his bottom.
Goal number two came quick for the Evil Hon. A smart through ball was met by number nine who rounded Andy and slotted home.
Goal three and four were carbon copies except Andy got closer to bringing the ginger bastard down, but managed to injure himself in the progress. In the build up to the last two goals numbert nine managed to trip Camo up and make Dan fall over like he was on ice - neither of which the ref saw.
the last goal came with no.9 again rounding four of ours players and producing a smart save of Andy, but the rebound fell straight to him and he played it under Andy and through the legs of the stranded defender on the line.
Another disappointing display that contained a few moments of good football.
Dan confessed after the game that he was rubbish, which is only good newsd to Andy and Rupert as they were the only ones to score higher in the player ratings. Another fishy scoresheet from the sidelines I feel.
The pub turn out was so bad we had to cancel the food. Come on lads.
Attendance:- Jack as always
