The morning started in a positive note as Ginge informed the team that we had 10. Not to worry everyone who didn't turn up had a valid excuse - they just forgot to tell ginge. 48 phone calls later and the numbers were up to 13.
The Vale were now in a better frame of mind as the pub up the road had opened its doors for shits.
The Sleeping Rabbits had failed in their quest to mow the pitch and also build changing rooms.
The game kicked off:-
It wasn't long before the Vale found themselves 1-0 down. A usual result of a corner. Headered out of the box to one of rabbits players and a bit of ping pong and then slam, in it goes.
Next goal came within minutes. No.9 stretched his legs to leave Dan still searching for the midget in the long grass as he rounded Andy and fired along the line for another midget to tap home.
The Vale started to play and finally were rewarded by a through ball by Camo to Dan who beat the offside trap to curl a left footer round the keeper.
The comeback was ended as Rabbits got a free kick just outside the box. Watch the back post was the shout as the ball went in at the back post 3-1.
No.9 scored his first goal of the day as he latched onto a through ball and turned inside Camo (literally, he was so small he went inbetween Camo's legs) and slotted past Sofa. 4-1
The Vale came back with the Laan the provider faking a cross and then thumping the ball over for Gibbon to smash home with a right foot volley 4-2.
5-1 - No one even saw it. Must have been no.11 as he was the size of subbuteo player.
6-1 Some poor passing along the back line of the Vale. Pedro gets robbed and bang - pick that out Sofa.
7-1 Camo shouts to the midfield to get back on the pitch. It wasn;t the whistle he was just shouting encouragement. Its too late the goal goes in.
8-1 Rabbits keeper boots one down field. Ball bounces over Dan then Matt then Camo then Pedro then Gerry and then bang. Who was marking him, who cares - we've all given up.
9-1 Ball comes rolling back to Andy with no.11 in chase. Andy wellies it as hard as he can straight up the little wankers arse. The lucky git taps in for the last goal.
Other highlights from the game:-
Chuff was seen dribbling in nearby Kingswinford, but did re-appear for the second half.
Laan had the world record for the longest call of man on and was promptly told stop being a dick.
Camo has an open goal on a free kick and smashes the ball at the corner flag.
Stu was told to calm down by the ref, which was ironic as he failed to say anything to Rabbits no.11 who told Matt whilst waiting to take a free kick, "Hurry up you stupid fu*king c**t.
Gerry lost it and hasn't found it since.
Paul has already won miss of the season as he failed to score from 1/2 yard out.
It was found that Laan wears a vest at all matches as to avoid nipple damage. Have you ever thought of trying breast pads Laan?
Laan brought a beach towel to the game as he miss read the address as Amblecoast. The only water here was from the Vale tears.
Ginge has asked the players why they are coming - errrr to play football. Again who is right. Find out next week!
Pete found the worst insult of the day coming from his own father. Jack asked how much he had had to drink. Not as much as the guy in the Slaughtered Rabbit who was seen drinking a pint of lager at 10.00am.
Camo has found a new tactic of whisper marking.
The best result of the day was the pint in the Royal Oak. Whilst drinking our pints the bar manager came in with chips and sausages for all. Hurray for the Royal Oak.
We'll have em at home lads
Attendance 0 - including players
Atmosphere - Dull
Yours 'The Fiddler'
