Away friendly match played on 26 September 2017.
Kicked off at 6:00 PM

Jose Mourinho dominated the headline over the weekend for being sent off, and this time Saturn's head coach Mr X was red carded and sent off by the same match referee Labu for excessive foul language.

Jose Fergulan, the commentator of Axtro channel 888 said he pity Mr X because he completely understood Mr X's swearing due to Saturn's team performance in the first half.

Saturn was 1-0 down , squandered a chance to level the score when presented an open goal opportunity, and missed a penalty to be ahead. Had Saturn taken the chances, the scoreline will be so much different and Mr X would not be swearing, and will not be sent off.

In an counter attack of the USM Vet, Saturn's TK was caught given away a sloppy handball which resulted a freekick outside the box. The Vets scored thru a brilliantly taken freekick that Saturn's keeper Zhui can only look on without a move.

Saturn's SB forgotten how to score when opponent GK was beaten 1-on-1, and with only the 2 iron sticks to beat, SB put the ball out and not in the net. SB was caught flirting with the Hot Spurs' sporting director on a sponsorship deal 2 days ago and clearly his mind has turned, and forgotten how to play football. Moments later SB lost possession by giving the ball away cheaply unchallenged in the midfield. He had a very poor game. That moment of madness made Mr X jumping on the sideline and his bad mouth swearing was caught on TV. 1st yellow card was subsequently given to Mr X.

Saturn being Saturn pouring waves of attacks and on a superb strike by BK, the fatty defender of Vets caught a handball and the referee rewarded Saturn a penalty. Up stepped the hardworking and midfield maestro Sze Foo but he misplaced the ball over the bar!

The passionate Mr X was on fire and was seen jumping outside the technical box, swearing with the 4-letter bad words. Referee showed him the second yellow and sent off Mr X. Mr X was laughing sarcastically and FIFA is believed to take some action later.

Soon after the second half kick started, Saturn equalized via the new recruit WJ after some nice work in the second half by the midfield twin winger of the speedy Hui and Kecex.

The aging winger BSLau was far more quieter than his usual self, after converting to be the right back. Surprisingly the opta stats showed BSLau made only 1 mistake while playing as right back, of not tracking back via a throw-in.

A good attack by USM Vets sending a teasing looping ball that went passed Keeper Zhui's head, the Vets were in front again leading to 2-1.

Not long after, the magical feet of Kecex sent the Vet's keeper wrong-footed and scored from an accurately placed shooting into the top left corner. Vet's keeper has no chance and what a wonderful goal by Kecex. Saturn equalized once more to 2-2.

Kapsiao.com reported that Barca's chief scout was seen on the stand, perhaps with an intent to scout Kecex the magician. Rumors started circulating that Barca will table 100M Euro after missing Liverpool's star midfielder. When asked the price of Kecex, Mr X replied that 100M can only buy Kecex' wind, and Kecex is not for sales. A bumper new contract is soon to be on the table for Saturn's little magician!

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