A SHIT PERFOMANCE FROM THE TEAM!!!!!!!
It started off quiet in the changing rooms with a sense that everyone was meeting for the first time although Roofy tried his best to encourage everyone to talk, the warm up was just as lively…
As Carl (David Haye) Pullem celebrated his 18th birthday he gained captaincy for the day and he battled to get on the pitch with his bruised little toe, an excuse used by heavy weight world champions, and lost the toss.
Starting off with a 4-3-3 type formation we set up to try and score a load of goals, we did the exact opposite. Straight from kick off we struggled and about ten minutes in we conceded, a hole in the defence opened, it was even wider then Matts Mums fanny and through some clever link up play they broke and scored. It looked like Mully had no chance with the goal, but Steve didn’t seem to think so and gave him a right bollocking. Sporting Legion seemed to have the upper hand and they made it count around the half hour mark scoring another, after having had a string of good saves from Mully, they finally beat him again. Carl Pullem seem to have troubles with his little toe and didn’t seem to see his runner go past him as pointed out by Roofy.
The birthday boy was substituted at half time for Unco, needing rest for his bird later. Not any sort of impact substitution, After the first half it was decided we would stay with 4-3-3 as we had the wind with us and needed goals, yet again this didn’t go to plan. 15 minutes gone in the second half and Legion struck again, Spunky gave the ball away cheaply near the edge of the box; he was too busy thinking about his BBW fetish to realise he had the ball. Once their winger had the ball he swiftly crawled passed the speedy Tommy Burke who had smelt a whiff of kebab and switched off. They put the ball in the box and Mully conceded, who apart from this had a good game although as per usual playing the pantomime villain instead of keeper. Once this goal went in around the hour mark we started creating chances with Luke getting scared of the keeper and seemed to lose his pace and lacked scoring ability. We made two changes around the 75 minute mark with Steve making his first appearance of the season and Ollie Kemp re-appeared from the wilderness. Replacing Peter Khoo, who was already thinking about driving out the car park without being over taken by DT, and Tommy Burke. After another missed one on one Luke seemed to have got shot from somewhere in the crowd oh wait he was just complaining of a bad back yet we were out of subs so he bravely battled on, although whining in the changing rooms afterwards. Dave took as hopeful shot from the halfway line which flew high over the bar which Roofy claimed: “if that went in I would’ve walked off” Dave agreed, unfortunately he hasn’t gained much from Pedro Mendes.
They scored another late in the game to sum up an awful performance from Stonefield.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO PICK IT UP FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!
UNCO
