Match Report :
Roofy (Rob Wardlaw)
Captain conker fucked around the kick off time so he could go play Easter egg hunts like a big kid, but this gave time to the lads that took Easter seriously and were in egg the night before, actually morning before time to recover !!!
The changing rooms were pretty lively before the game, with Mully winning the roofie Easter challenge, but was too gay to stay for his pint... And unco and Ryan close to blows over a pissy orange !!!
The game started as lively as the changing rooms had been with the mighty stones making a great start... The midfield combined to put the real dt through who crossed for olly, the only man to come back from months in Cyprus with no tan to spectacularly finish from 2 yards.
The stones continued to press, and when they played the ball short looked like the only team in the game !!!
This all changed when the club captain didn't see 4 of the oppositions players and played a free kick straight to them... A quick break away and they were back in the game 1 1.
The stones tried to start again, long balls were defend well against a man mountain, and we looked good enough to kick on..... This all changed when the fake dt failed to clear a straight ball, got robbed and the opposing player banged a bullet in, giving Ryan no chance.
Mikey, not wanting to be out done by his brother, and wanting to try and have something to say at the dinner table for a change decided to get in on the act, giving what can only be called the worst pass back ever seen in football. 3 - 1.
The stones, without Steves quick linesman arm headed in for half time looking for an inspirational team talk.
The second half was all about the racist ref, continuing to book their players for no reason... Once he realised how obvious he was being he decided to give them a penalty, when little luke some how knocked over the man mountain !!
Stonefield never really got their passing game going in the second half, but continued to battle and walked off with their heads held high... Ryan had made some great saves in goal. Peter didn't hurt anyone, and the fake dt pulled a hamstring instead of heading a ball.
Back to the league next week, where a win will be vital to keep up hopes of back to back league championships, and another crack at the champions cup !!
Long live big Steve, and a special thanks to mrs p for the half time oranges.
Xx
