After a great win last week, there was a lot of confidence amongst the squad, most of this was Lukes.... He blamed his penalty miss on his boots last week and came prepared with a new pair !!
There was a special award given out before the game. Unco became the first player to have have had a sweet named after him, he was so proud he didnt even share them out !!!!
There was a lot of talk before the game about how we were going to tear our opposition apart......
After another great warm up (please have sex this week chalkie as i dont want you to start as it in tag again next week) the Stones set about their work.
Conker had named a similar team to the previous week, so everyone should have known their jobs. The stones started fairly well, but failed to trouble their keeper.
It was good news for the home team when their opponents lost two players in the first half due to injury. One from a naughty tackle by Peter, the tackle was sickening even by my standards. What an animal.
Half time and neither team had created too many chances. Mully had made a brave save and hurt his chocolate arm in the process.
Before the second half kicked off the lads huddled round and decided they all needed to raise there game and do it for their mums. Shame matt's mum wasnt about today as we could have all wished her a happy mothers day. Confident Luke was also now on the pitch.
Unco's lungs gave up on him 10 minutes in to the second half, which meant the mighty hodge was on the pitch, Unco had done well and may even get a packet of crisps named after him too now.
With hodge on the pitch the crowd became more excited and could see there was a chance for stonefield to win the game.
Carl P, knock a couple of good corners into the box and momentum start to raise stonefields game, another corner from roof was then cleared off the line.
A foul was given, in which Ryan stepped up to take, roof was on hand at the back stick to head in from 6 yards (not 1 yard hodge).
The game ended with out a lot more action, the team worked hard around the pitch but will need to do a lot more to win the league against better teams.
We still must be the smelliest team in the league with only 3 players taking a shower, and not many more in the bar after. It would be good if we could all stay for at least 1 drink in the future lads.
The highlight of the day was hodge getting offered a blow job from the bird behind the bar, only to turn it down. The jury is no longer out, he is gay. But I still love him and respect him as a man.
4 more wins boys and the league is ours...... lets not throw it away.
Rob (Roofy) Wardlaw
