3 Goals, 3 Points, 1 Dodgy Penalty and a 16 stone sub that look a lot like an old friend called Scouse.
A comfortable win, and to be fair like most of our games this year the score could have been a lot more. Changes to the formation saw out of favour Armstrong out of the squad. Rumours of a rift between him and the coaching staff are rife. The News Of The World had pictures of him in a shittly little club in London trying to pull heroin junkies. Wyness has taken a strong stance with the once golden boy of the Pottery and told him he can expect to sit out a while until he can stop costing the team games.
In his place was the mastery Muzza Wyness who put his best performance of the season in, knowing that players are ready to come in Muzza performed. Alongside him the ever reliant Les shined as usual. The full back this week were the returning Shanus who justified his boasts of "the team lose without me in". At right back was a slow Mikey in surprisingly baggy black shorts!!!!
In midfield we had the two whipper snappers on the wings, Meggsy was cutting in and out and giving good ball on the left, while on the right our Chrispy was using that snails pace to give their full back a bit of a torrid time. Shoring up the centre you had the PITBULL Richy, who dropped all their midfield, their back four and even their goalkeeper. Alongside him was a legend.
Up front on his own was Crapper, even though he did not score he did all I asked of him, and by doing that brought others into play.
Subs were Paul Francis who cost a couple of players a five note!!! He slotted into right back with ease. Christer looked to always get forward on the left when called upon and did some good tracking back. While the Boag just continued his sulking on the pitch with his head wedged right up his arse........
Our first goal came from a pin point cross from our chubby right back on the head of that big man Hunty. The header actually lobbed the goalkeeper. We were coasting and Liam missed a good chance while Crap had a couple of 50-50 chances.
The second goal came from all round good player that saw Barry supply the killer pass to Chrispy who bravely slotted it into the corner whilst being dropped by the oncoming goalkeeper.
The third was another bit of good play by the assist machine that is Ellement, who put through Hunty to head pass the goalkeeper for his second. A brave finish by someone who epitomises the way we played. Never giving up on any ball or challenge.
Their ref tried to bring them back into it with a very dubious penalty, however we were in total control. Mikey had a blistering drive that was tipped wide by a goalkeeper who clearly did not know where his goal was. Christer and Shane rained in with a couple of efforts. All in all a good display that sees us stay top for Xmas.
Man Of The Match - Jock, after last weeks disaster people may have been right to panic about whether Jock would catch another ball. However he was brilliant. His gloves were like glue and when asked upon he pulled of some great saves. He was also very impressive on corners this week coming out bravely and plucking them out of the sky.
