The mighty Pottery march into a quarter final clash against The Baker Arms after a resounding thumping of Hazelbury Winona something from the pits of Dorset.
Again Wyness named a side that had five subs, a remarkable turn out again. When asked by Martin Samual from the mail about his selcetion options Wyness responded with,
"It's good to have many players and I am thankful there is a push for places. When I pick the team, sorry nine players after I have written my name and Jocks down I look for leaders. Players who can inspire the crowd that gather weekly."
Martin Samual responded by calling him a "wanker".
The passing was a little hurried at first, however as soon as the players realized that the opposition were giving us plenty of time of time on the ball we started to find each other with good five yard passes. Any time the ball did roll to Jock I was encouraged by the fact that all four defenders were available for the quick ball from Jock. I really think this hurts teams, so keep it up losers.
Crapper impressed in first half, even though he did not score. His work rate was not bettered by anyone and his unselfish runs created countless chances for other players. Their centre backs could not rest for a second as he was all over them. Crap has set the mark for other players and everyone else is left wanting at the moment.
Chrispy also impressed in the first half with good runs, directly at his opponents, and running into spaces all good.
We went into half time two nil up thanks to an own goal from a Shanus cross, and a quite splendid headed from the Gef who directed it in from behind him and at a distance from goal, shit cross from Shane.
To be fair to the other team, they tried. In reality we should have had a bundle of goals. Lilla had an amazing attempt smash against the crossbar. 50 Pence head Barry was heading the ball at all angles that were away from the goal. And Chrispy had a spastic attack when put through for a one on one.
After some much needed vitamin c the boys went out and piled some goals in. Crapper bagged a quite hideous hat trick that came of every part of his body other than his foot. I mean he played better in the first half and did not score!!! That’s how bad the goals were. There were good assist from Canham Gef and Jock!!!!!.
After a flurry of changes that saw Canham Christer and Nick take to the field the pressure grow on the opposition. However we did switch of for a few minutes to concede two soft goals. Christer who made some probing runs down the right was blowing in getting back and later remarked to me "You are in trouble when you are the only player in the team relying on Mikey for pace to get to his man" Some would say that is how far Mikey has come in a few games.
Nick also waded in with his first goal for the club, a good sign for the team. Maybe he will put his hand in his pocket and buy the club something, tight bastard!!!!!
Barry also netted after good work by Chrispy. However…….He did miss the net from 3 yards!!!! Barry is still top goalscorer and I think he can offer a lot more. That’s how important he is to the team. Bored now so ummmmm see you on Sunday.
MOM - Crapper, his sex is on fire.
