**Pick’ed apart**
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Goal Sports Giants - 3 – Pickard (3), OG The Eyres Scaffolding MOTM– Dan Pickard (Pictured) The Everley Fan Of The Match – Jason Fenwick Attendance - 9 By Randy Bloomshield, Scarborough News of The World. Boom, boom, boom let me hear ya say GOAL SPORTS – echoed around the treetops of the world’s highest soccer arena Olivers Mountain today, as a Dan Pickard inspired Goal Sports did bits on their Newlands Park Boars counterparts on their home turf.
Goal Sports came out like a rabbit out of a hat with what can only be described as a magic start from now cup eligible Daniel Appleby inspired Giants that saw his sublime side foot cross turned in to his own soccer goal interior by an unfortunate Newlands deefense guy with baldy Mike Greymar inserting his own close quarter’s pressure.
What was most staggering for this scenario was the game was only 2 minutes and 18 seconds old when the goalshot occurred, meaning this is in fact a new quickest ever club goal! Quite sensational!
The club records were tumbling faster than Neil Prentice to Wayne Rooneys hair doctor as the quickest ever Giants sub was made after 2 minutes 19 seconds with Appleby withdrawn so that he could indeed go to work. What a performance! This guy does not mess about!!!
Club fans showed their support to the Giants with a “Good luck in the final” fly over message which was an amazing show of love from the purple nation, yet minutes later a second plane carrying the pictured message flew over, seemingly organised by one of our young ginger substitutes who is massively in love.
As a reporter of facts we here at the Scarborough News Of The World will get the exclusive as to whether our flying wide man who is looking to take his relationship to the next level, and we will deliver back the true facts as to whether or not he will now be ring shopping or coping with rejection…..
Back to the action and the returning skipper Dan Pickard was at the centre of everything as he made his way on to a long throw from gym enhanced Tommy Hudson, who often visits his Driffield based Iron Heaven to increase his soccer propelling throw arm power, and his big chuck found Little Skip real nice, and he cooly inserted for his first of the day as he celebrated his 40th appearance for the club.
The fluo yellow uniforms were running riot as Greymar scuffed a certain goalshot wide, Le’Friett fumbled like a virgin in his bird’s trolleys in a dark cinema when in front of goal, and Prentice failed to pick out Greymar who looked set for an easy insertion – it was one way traffic as the Boars struggled to cope.
As Appleboi made his way in to his Turkish restaurant a hero at approximately 2.30pm, the Giants made it 3, with Greymar showing some trademark silky footwork and seeing his powered effort well saved on to the horizontal white beam only for fox in the box Pickard to throw his head in where it hurts and put the away side up 3 and zero.
The games major negative for the Rudstoners had seen the withdrawal of goal getting ace Mike Beeby, who after a bit of slap and tickle from club Doctor, Doctor Pepper, looks to have torn a hamstring which will have sadly ended his season.
First Period
Neil v 3
A traditional restart by the home side saw the Giants now facing the slight slope upon Olivers Mountain and as the summer like sunshine beat down on the 22 hombres who were doing battle for the victory points, today’s fan of the match Jason Fenwick couldn’t help but express his delight at his favourite soccer clubs strong position.
“Go on Naz” shouted Fenwick, even when Prentice didn’t have the ball. It’s obvious which Giant this guy has up on his bedroom wall and we here at Goal Sports Towers applaud his support of Prentice and indeed the club!
In truth the second third was pretty boring and at one point me and club Chairman Pete decided to have a best of 5 round submission only sideline UFC match, but what I do know is Boars stalwart Dougie McGregor rolled back the years and cooly finished after Stewie Wilson for the Giants had switched off at the back stick on 84 minutes.
It was a shame for Wilson to have the negative on his performance as his deefense had been tight and his first touch on point. I joke, his first touch is never on point.
Pickard inserted his hat tip just before the completion whistle was sounded by today’s whistle lord Mr McPherson who it must be said did a sterling job with the whistle and stop watch combo.
All eyes now turn to the Pickering Town soccer ground as the pre match build up begins for the biggest night in the clubs history as we go toe to toe with the Eastway Earthquakes for the chance to take home the Scarborough Cup Of Nations trophy.
We still have a few seats available on Wednesdays coach and all fans are requested to check the event for pick up times at their desired Driffield and Scarborough pick up points. We also have a few 2017 calendars as well as Cup Final half and half scarves which will be up for sale on the night. Please see Seaside Tommy Wilde in the main stand before kick off to make your purchase.
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