?? Beckett League Premiership A Result ?? ??Absolutely Smashed?? ?? Ayton Alligators Soccer Club 8?? ?? Goal Sports - 3?? - Grzesiowski (2), J.Bown ?? MW Keeping MOTM - Frazer Ives Attendance – 45 (12 away fans) Match Report by Randy Bloomshield, Scarborough News Of The World The Goal Sports Giants soccer franchise looked kinda sad at the whistle lord's completion whistle last night, after they dropped an L in their opening soccer game of the new semester, against the Ayton Alligators Soccer Franchise. After trying their hardest for the whole of the 22/23 campaign and finishing the season as the World Champions of the Beckett League Premiership B, a trip to Ayton would be the first test for the inevitable invincible season for the Purples this time out. Goal Sports deefense guy Brandon Fields was penalizationed for a hand felony after 10 minutes, which was a bit harsh considering everyone knows it is only a felony if you actually pick the soccer ball up, but a deathstrike was awarded, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. It was 1-0 as the guy in Ayton colours kicked the ball inside the soccer goal interior with his foot, and that lead was doubled after Giant deefense guy Kirby Beal fell down a rabbit hole when chasing back to defend his soccer goal, leaving his opposite number the simple task of rolling the ball to his buddy, and kick the ball in to the SGI and celebrate real crazy. The Champions were always looking a threat at the other end, and Polish guy Grzesiowski flashed a kick across the soccer goal with his right cleat, and then the equalization play occurred as Josh Bown slammed home the soccer ball after a rick’o’shay in the box from a Plumpton flag kick. With tails up Bown flew in with a big tackle on the home goal denier as he tried to play out Onana stylie, and with the soccer ball rick’o’shaying to Jonny Blakeston, the gloveman down, he could only look on with anguish and despair as some guy got back on the goal line and did some great D, as Blakeston booted it at him with the goal gaping. A whirly swirly corner in the 44th minute by the hosts somehow made its way in to the back of the Giants net to see the Aytonians double the score back to a 2 goal lead, and Josh Bown had the final effort before the whistle lords hooter as he flashed a strike at the goals, that was well saved by Mason with a hand denial. First Quarter 1 v 3 It was obvious this was no Beckett League Premiership B, the game was quicker, the soccer ball rarely went off the soccer field, and most notably nobody had done a foul throw on, as the coaching team got to work to refocus the Purples, who were playing in an incredible new Stanno strip, sponsored once again by Saint Cecilia's, and after the half time show consisting of some of the locals doing the crossbar challenge – it was go time once again. Everything kinda sucked for the next 5 minutes, as an Ayton wide guy somehow lobbed Bown with a crossed effort, and within another minute another guy unleashed a cleat rocket from far out to double their lead again to 5, leaving the huge Giants away following singing a bunch of songs about how their franchise needs to get better at soccer, which seemed to inspire them. Grzesiowski slammed home a brace of soccer goals and had a chance to make it a hat-tip with a deathsrike, having being felled in the danger box zone by some guy with a slide dispossession gone wrong. The ex Edgehill frontman got up, dusted himself off and then booted the soccer ball with his foot, only to see Mason pull off a hand denial and deny Grzesiowski, 29, his 3rd of the game. The momentum had been with the Pindar based club, and they were still pushing for another goalshot when Josh Bown slammed the soccer ball on to the post, only to watch as the soccer ball ran across the line and come back off the opposite post and away from danger. The before mentioned momentum was swatted away like an annoying fly with the back of the hand on 63, as an Ayton guy slammed home, as the Giants could only watch on as other guys did the same, each goalshot a reminder that, like an Orca that had been captured and stuck in some big-ass tank in the Sealife centre, their franchise would be better off staying back in its natural environment that is Beckett League Premiership B than out here in A, goofin around just for people to laugh at them as they try and play sports. There was no doubt the home side were the more dominant franchise for the 2nd period especially, as Danny Collins men produced an attacking, pleasing on the eye brand of soccer that will give their fans hope of silverware come May, but the Giants for large parts were a threat themselves, and with that in mind, their hopes of the Quintuple may not be over yet…… ?? Up Next – Snainton Rabbitoh’s Away #OneMoreStep2WorldDomination #ForzaGiants #Believe # Champions #BeckettLeaguePremiershipA
