Willo fires blanks!
Lewis Wilson was in charitable mood as he squandered a whole host of chances (8/9 infact) as his Strongwood Stealers team demolished the Aytonians.
The Bulldogs were a depleted bunch with a number of first team stars still missing due to injury, work commitments or illegal drug use the night before.
It didn't take Wilson long to miss his first chance and set the tone for his unbelievably poor display, as he fired high wide and handsome with the goal gaping like Jodie Marsh's tuppence at a midnight disco with free booze and male guests.
The Stealers finally turned their superiority into goals as they made it 1 neil after only 6 minutes. The lead was then doubled several minutes later as the Bulldog's looked shell shocked, and in some cases dogshit!
A catelogue of misses from the Stealers, mostly by the before mentioned Lewis Wilson saw them only go in at the break 2 goals infront. Peter Glass did manage to concede a penno in the mean time, although his shoe lace tieing delay tactics worked a treat for the Ayton born stopper as he pulled off the save just before the interval.
The half time oranges did the trick as the Bulldogs came out fighting in the second period, most probably due to the change in formation to the tradional 44 f*ckin 2, which the younger boys understood due to their many ours on Fifa 10.
The deficit was halved as Bateman struck from 25 yards after a miscrontrol from his centre midfield buddy Sample. The ball rocketed in to the corner giving the Wilsons lane outfit the hope they were looking for.
Wilson however was the main talking point of the game as it seemed he must surely of taken some sort of cash or fags payment from the Aytoners as he missed yet more 1 on 1 situations and goal getting opportunites.
The Bulldogs kept going and found themselves hit straight in the goolies as the Stealers subsitutes Hall and Sowray combined to register another netter and make the score 3-1.
Wallace struck a post on 65 minutes and Sample scuffed a shot horrifically wide when very well placed.
The score became 4 as the heads went down after some miserable, woeful and damn right dogga defending from the Bulldogs fullbacks.
Smart then found himself clear only to stop the ball 16 yards out, take 3 back steps and then pass the ball back to the Stealers keeper who laughed in his face calling him "Sissy shot" in the process.
Atkinson was introduced for the abysml Temple at right back and he was quickly in to the fray as he failed to challenge after a cross from the opposite side; and the score went up to 5 points to 1.
The final nail was slammed in to the Bulldog's coffin as Hall made it 6 and signal the end to the encounter.
The match was overshadowed in the Bulldog camp by the performance of Temple. On numerous occasions Temple was outpaced by an overweight gentleman who would look more at home in a Lord of the Rings movie as an Orc, rather than on the grassy verge of local league soccer. When asked about his performance during the post match press conference Temple had this to say "He was fast".
Lewis Wilson picked up the Ayton MOM award for some outstanding clearances in the Ayton Box.
