Away league match played on 24 October 2015.
Kicked off at 10:45 AM

The drive to the game and the first half was a blur due to being absolutely wasted.

I vaguely remember chatting to people and bewley getting booked and also Stoner shouting at me coz I nearly fell asleep when I should've flagged offside.

Ooohhh also Scott Stroud missed an absolute sitter 5 yards out, completely miskicking the ball which rolled harmlessly away

Half time 1-0 Semington from a lucky bounce.

Second half I woke up slightly,

A ball into the box saw a cheeky little stoner back heel flick type job which flew passed the keeper at immense speed into the net. 1-1 game on.

Moments later a run from that man stoner again almost put the Cavi ahead but his shot was wide. Jez got very excited.

Semington were getting a lot of the decisions in their favour from willow the dwarf type bloke who was on a power trip and was handing out yellow cards for fun but letting dubious Semington tackles go without punishment.

Frustrations were beginning to boil over and bewley was being flagged offside at every opportunity the opposition Lino had, even an opposition player even admitting that a few of them weren't offside.

As the game progressed Matt hale jack lenaghan and Jez Wiltshire all received bookings from willow but jacks was the pick of the bunch with his high pitched squeaky voiced reaction and after slapping the ground a few times and near tears he could be heard trying to grass up the opposition every chance he got. "Ref, they just swore too" Γ°ΕΈΛœβ€š

Semington took the lead again through another soft goal but can't remember what happened coz I was starting to fall asleep again.

The game was starting to become scrappy again and the terminator Jon Cole took out a player from behind which looked like a possible fight was about to start, but after swapping swear words with each other much to jacks dismay nothing happened.

With many players booked the gaffer decided to sub everyone on a yellow so they didn't miss the following game against Dursley (tactical genius)

The subs of Chris underwood, Neil fletcher, Jamie Robinson and Jez Wiltshire all tried hard and a through ball to THE FLETCH who only had to play it inside to put jack through decided to shoot from range........ still 2-1!

With BIG Dave young now on the field and making his big presence felt, his only memorable moment smacking the ball into the face of a little girl from the opposition support.

Oh well, made me laugh.

Deep in added time a free kick from nearly inside our own half saw Big man Jez Wiltshire stood over the ball again, the flashbacks to last week started, could it happen two weeks in a row???? As David beckham ran up to take the kick you could sense it, you could practically taste it, and the ball flew in, missed all 20 players in the box and 2-2!! He's done it again. What a guy, what a goal, what a hero.

Final result 2-2. Willow nearly cried.

Mom will had better get a mention I suppose. Well done big willy. Think he made a save or something in the game!

Shower time was fun trying to cram 6 or 7 people in 1 cubicle and I swear there was some deliberate touching of things from blanny.

All in all a good day. Blanny and jack becoming best friends and the unofficial vice captain went home the happiest man in the world.

Second place. We are going up!

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