Gary 'BIBSTA' Bibby glided round the pitch today like Orlando Bloom in the nip on a paddle board!! But even the Bibsta's beauty and grace couldn't stop the Economista's gannin doon to their second 3-2 defeat in a row!! Colonel Hedges failed to hide his closet homo-erotic feelings for his jinky winger as on the final whistle he awarded him the Budweiser Man of the Match!!!
The Business School put on a exhibition of football elan in the first 30 minutes of stunning passing foreplay followed by some serious G-spot stimulation but failed to make the opposition Squirt!!! Muzz bossed the game from the start driving at the Lesbians Heart of Darkness and controlling operations like Tricky Dickie dropping Napalm on Cambodia! Neat one touch football in the box ended with Muzz hitting over the bar. Further clear cut chances from Roberto, Bibs and Son of Clag went begging. Son of Clag looked like Bambi on ice as he hit the ball into the side netting from an open goal. The football however, was a joy to watch as Kevey Roberto played the lone target man like Luther Missit in his Watford heyday. Even McLean was having a good game at right back with premier league accuracy from his throw ins! But the Business were forced to pay for missed opportunities when the Lesbians gave them a thoroughly good fisting with a goal before half time! A Collective nervous breakdown set in and the economists committed the heinous crime of passing the ball out of play time and time again! HALF TIME LESBIANS 1 BUSINESS 0!
In the 2nd half the breakdown turned into a full scale psychotic episode of Freudian proportions. Hedges came on and lost leave of all his senses like Colonel Kurtz up the Guong Nam river; hitting Exocet passes after preaching the mantra of the short pass. Wallace pulled off a couple of good saves and perservered with releasing the ball to his defence. But he hadn't accounted for the prolific Calamity McLean who gifted the opposition another goal! Two in Two games for the Kirby Keystone Cop! 2 -0 LESBIANS! A dubious penalty was awarded for pushing in the box which Wallace got a hand to but couldn't quite keep out! 3 - 0 LESBIANS! The Business lost their discipline and started riding the Ref like a cheap transgender whore in a backstreet Bangkok bar. But BUSINESS SCHOOL TEAM NUMBER 7 never knows when its beaten. Carl Karloff fresh from another yellow card made a wonderful sliding tackle to keep his team in the game. Then with ten minutes to go the Muzzy man darted down to the left corner flag and played the perfect cross for Mitchell to head in at the back post. LESBIANS 3 BUSNINESS 1. Minutes later a defensive error led to Roberto opening his account with a cool finish into the bottom right. LESBIANS 3 BUSINESS 2! The Lesbians were rocking backwards in their dungarees and doc martens and the Economists knew it! But the upset Ref hit back denying an equaliser as Bibs free kick rebounded off Lurch the keeper for Muzz to tap in ! The free kick was pulled back and Bibs hit it over the bar! Even Adonis has his flaws!! The Fightback was commendable but all to no avail! FINAL SCORE FC LESBIANS 3 BUSINESS SCHOOL 2!!
JOCKEY CALLUM PUTS HORSE IN TRACTION AFTER CHESTER RACES!!! GRAEME MCLEAN RECIEVES THE CARPETRIGHT LAMINATE FLOOR FITTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! (MATES RATES FOR BUSINESS SCHOOL PLAYERS) MR AND MRS NAYLOR PLAN FOR NEW BABY BROTHER FOR LITTLE JAKE ON ROMANTIC BREAK ABROAD!! BABY TO BE CHRISTENED VEGAS!!!
