Great Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and Di Maggio, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean, On the cover of a magazine. They had style, they had grace Gary Bibby gives good face (ials!!) And so Man of the Match Big Daddy Bibsta proved today that beauty is where you find it, and not just where you bump and grind it, as he vogued his arse off to guide Las Economistas to their first win of the Season! LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC!!! VOGUE!!!!
All good anarchists know that revolution is a perpetual thing! And Arsene Hedges wasn't afraid to get rad and gnarly with his team selection today to set the Violets on the road to Victory! A new look back four was unveiled with the Business Schools Heatbeat Liam Ashley forming a formidable centre back partnership with The Chase's Beast, Carl Doherty! On the sidelines, assistant coach Karate Kid Ted Garriock shouted tactical information to his pater at right back and at left back Tom Pardon highlighted his growing confidence in battle! But the True Revelation of the day was the transformation of Captain Jake Naylor from keystone cop defender into a one touch midfield technician of Iniesta proportions!! Bibby, Naylor and Pirlo played some gossamer like football in the middle of the park that had the manager highly aroused. Then the sight of New boy Simon Peter's thighs pumping down the wing and the manager had to lie down! The right wingers two footed play wooed the crowd and a chant was born! 'Simon Peter, runs like a cheetah, he's ganna be a world beater!!!' (alternative chorus : substitute worldbeater for wifebeater!). A shot from Bibby bobble over the oppositions keeper and the Business School were up and running. A rare chance from the Childwall Cardinals and it was 1-1. But Simon and Elliott were marauding down the wings and dominance paid off as bully victim George Soper jinked twice in the box, feigned to shoot, then buried a left foot shot in the bottom corner!! He ran over to his biggest critic, Arsene Hedges and shushed him to his face! HALF TIME: BUSINESS 2 CARDINALS 1!!!
In the second half, The Tin Man, Adam Noote came on for the wayward Tom Garriock and showed the delicate touch of Soham double killer Ian Huntley! The pitch cut up and Karlo Pirlo found himself in crunching tackles rather than orchestrating play. In nets the once suspect James Geddis pulled off a string of fine saves and even spooked the Cardinals forward to blast his penalty over the bar. A spawny equaliser followed and the game looked gridlocked till the 80th minute! But Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Man! And Hedges proved theirs more to life at 58 than watching Telly while wanking into a sports sock! He came on and changed the game working neat little Dairylea triangles down the right hand side with Elliot and Simon. He fed Simon on the wing who found Bibby in the box to slot home the winner and Hedges claimed the assist to the assist! With 7 minutes to go Clag and Hedges combined to keep the ball in the corner till the egg timer ran out of sand!! FULL TIME: BUSINESS 3.CARDINALS 2!!
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HEDGES CELEBRATES THE WIN BY WATCHING SHIRLEY BALLAS ON STRICTLY WHILE SP'YANKING HIS WAB INTO A FRESHLY LAUNDERED SPORTS SOCK!!!
JAKE NAYLOR LEAVES THE GAME EARLY TO SING BACKING VOCALS FOR AN ICELANDIC FOLK BAND!!! (I KID YOU NOT!)
BIBBY JUNIOR ASKS MUMMY, 'IS DADDY A CROSS DRESSER?'
