If you thought the start of the season couldn't get any worse for poor BHS we took another spanking (Craig will be sad that he missed this game with "a problem with his floppy" or some other such Data related excuse). Ready was again on his deathbed and so absent. This meant he actually played better in this game than the last. Without the Skipper or deputy Gaz, who was still tending a "sore point", it meant Little G was appointed interim skipper. G's rousing team talk and general cluelessness is possibly what led to this defeat.
BHS arrived facing a dilemma as they were without a Keeper after Fordy's ringer let us down and "Wig-Wam" Pearce was being a belligerent ghoul in a Manchester School and Tall Paul had his Oil Tankers hijacked by Greenpeace. Either that or his Mrs wanted him to sort out the "World of Warcraft" one handed website malfunctioning PC in the spare room.
This meant that we started without a keeper. So Hally had the misfortune of drawing the short straw. The cruel irony of this is that this had also happened to poor Chris at birth. The Brownhills players were soon complaining of a 2 foot divot in the middle of the goal area. Chris Hall apologised for being so short and promised to move across his line more. There was also a huge drop in the goal mouth which led to the diminutive (dictionary definition=Crap midget) Hally now standing at a minus height and to him being chipped from 25 yards by a girl within a minute.
For some reason Kello and Fordy decided to vanish together right at the start of the game. Thankfully they didn't take long to finish and reappeared as we were 1 goal down. It is rumoured that Kello hid in order to avoid playing in the nets and therefore having so much to do that he would wear out his gloves!
This game was notable for the return of lynch-pin defender Stocko (who has an injury record akin to Darren Anderton, Kieron Dyer, Harry Kewell, Lee Matthews and Liam Lawrence rolled into one) for the 1st time for a year and after this performance he may as well not bothered! A particular highlight for him was being "done" by a girl for the 1st time in six months. She was a little rough and even grabbed his shirt. He didn't seem to mind too much and after a little rest to get his breath back he let her do him again!
Idrees took on his customary 4 players but lost the ball in a battle of strength to their star player "the girl". This may make readers think that she was a bit of a "Fatima Whitbread" when she was actually only slightly less feminine than Idrees. Hally swapped with Stevelyn in the 2nd half after the latter missed about 19 one-on-ones and promptly showed his "Teflon hands" by gifting a goal. I though Basket ballers were supposed to have good handling?
Greedy Steve's goal led to the moment of the match after rounding their girl he then proceeded to do a celebration which can only be described as a cross between an ancient African fertility dance and Fred Flinstone at the bowling alley!! AWOOOGA!!
