The boys were out early doors to get warmed up for what was going to be a tough challenge ahead, with rumours of semi-pro Jordan Coduri playing for Bradshaw it was going to be hard going for the snakes, with everyone warmed up and ready to go the ass man had words with players pre game to build there confidence giving dirty Dawson the task of hitting coduri hard from kick off.
With an early start requested by the ref the game was a go with a hall kick off, Halls hopes of going into the game strong was short lived as Bradshaw opened there bank with a 3rd minute opener. 13 minutes in dirty dawson had forgotten about the task in hand, and coduri was running riot for Bradshaw! As the 21st minute mark kicked in the snakes found them selves trailing by 4 goals to none, it was a diabolical start for hall their defence was a shambles there heads had dropped rapidly, more problems came as Ash (t-Rex) Shepard went down with an injury in the 24th minute leaving the management team to make a 1st half substitute with dale coming on at left back forcing Jessie into right back, Bradshaw were still pressing in the 30th minute only to yet again score a 5th goal tearing the hall defence to bits,
34 minutes.... GOAL!!! Finally the snakes got one back with a penalty awarded as Casey was taken down just inside the box, the pressure was put on Gibby to bag the first goal of the game for the snakes, Bang gibby slots home the penalty!
4-1
As the snakes heads started to lift they soon dropped as Bradshaw bagged a double in the last 5 minutes of the first half.
HT The lads are called In by the snakiest of snakes for a half time grilling, as gaffer goes into a rage and drills into the lads that the first half was terrible Marcus the ass man Williams savagely tries to break dejan cartlidge shins.
Half time team talk done, the snakes are back on the pitch raring to go after the grilling Coates has given,
Bradshaw start the 2nd half with a straight out attack, as coduri runs in towards the 18yard box butters flys in and wins the ball to release the pressure upon hall, heads soon dropped again as Bradshaw had bagged another 2 goals within the opening 9 minutes of the second half, then butters had the moment of the match that made him the dick of the day( hence why I’m writing this report ??) as the ball came over the top butters managed to win the ball going towards our own goal with a Bradshaw player on his 6 he panicked like David does when Hembers is around, and passes the ball straight to the Bradshaw player, could have been the assist of the day but junior pulls out and effortless save and keeps the score at 9-1, minutes later butters was hauled off the pitch down to his dick of the day moment to be replaced by lee sitting in midfield and Hembers dropping in to a cb role.
The match hits the 65th minute of the match and the snakes pre season fitness kicks in as Bradshaw start to fatigue, BOOM! David Sudall intercepts a bad pass for my the Bradshaw keeper and slots the ball away 9-2!! The goals just kept on coming as David bags a 2nd goal within the next 7 minutes, Then again clinical finishing from gibby!! 9-4! Corner ball for hall, as the ball is whipped in a Bradshaw defender goes to clear the ball only to head it in his own net, 9-5!!! Another error from Bradshaw as a ball crossed into the box is hand balled, PENALTY!! Gibby steps up again for hall and drives the penalty straight in the back of the net completing his hat-trick, 9-6!!! As hall pile the pressure on the exhausted Bradshaw squad to try and get the 3 goals needed, the hopes a draw are deflated as Bradshaw get a 93rd minute goal to kill the game off. FULL TIME!
Well an embarrassing first half turned slightly better in the second half with thrum hall showing that we do have the ability and stamina to be winning these games, all the individual errors and performances are nothing that can’t be ironed out in training, Bottom of the league triangle coming up next! Time for hall to work hard and get the results needed!
