A cloudy damp day at greenleas but no wind!!saw teamstats take on the scoomers from the hikers rest footie team.Quant once again had to shuffle the pack, longy continued in goal with big al at rb,the younger better looking bell started at lb with steveo and pad in the centre. The pacey chinders on the right with spagey on the left danny g and g.bell were our central midfield pairing,loft started up front alongside jeeves back up top after his impressive stint on the right last week!!!. A strong looking side!!.We were very quiet and subdued in the warm up and did not look up forit considering this lot were supposedly the best team in our league. We started ok.The other mob started better though mixing their footie upwith short passing and balls over the top to the two young and very quick fuckers up front. They tried to bully us with their mouth and tackles but that is one thing no team can do to us with us to putting in some hefty tackles and giving them some bunny back!!.They took the lead after about 15mins with a good goal that we could do nothing about a sweetly struck left foot half volley from the edge of the area that flew in!! 0-1. Things got worse for us we could not keep hold of the ball and we were giving it away cheaply,we then lost richie bell to injury hope he wasn't overdoing it onthe weights!! on came johnny cheeseranger loft has now clarified that this is his full name, chinders switched to lb and johnny went to the right.Another quick break from the hikers saw chinders produce a fantastic tackle and the ball fell to steveo on the edge of the box instead of clearing it i decided some gay flick would be a better idea!! this gay flick fell straight to their striker he went clean through 0-2.Longy then produdced the save of the season another sweetly struck long range effort that looked destined for the top corner, however longy was havin none of it and threw his 5ft nothing frame high into the air to tip it over(brilliant).With half time approaching another long ball forward saw it fly over steveos nut and straight to the feet of the striker steveo then redeems himself with a goal saving tackle!!! the ref was having none of it though and awarded a peno and then decides to book me aswell(doesn't he know theres a credit crunch) how wrong can 1 man get it 0-3 half time!!
Quant is not happy and gives us a stern lecture!!
We start the second half much better and start playing a bit of decent footie.We give ourselves a bit of hope early on... a free kick from steveo finds jeeves who flicks on to spagey down the left he produces a high cross into the box bell rose well at the far post and heads the ball back across the goal mouth.... there was Loft, eyes closed open mouthed this time with his back to goal!!! he then launches himself into the "overhead kick" posistion in it flies1-3.
We begin to push forward and are growing in confidence thinking we could nick something here. Another break forward saw loft pick the ball up deep into their half on the right hand side and squares the ball to jeeves who cooly slots home!! up goes the lino's flag offside (bald, ugly,cheating c**t). We continue to push forward and another chance johnny cheeseranger has a header on goal beats the keeper only to see it cleared of the the line(how the fuck!!!!). We then get that bit of luck we craved, another passage of play down the right saw al produce a low cross into the box it fell to johnny only for his weak shot to fall to jeeves who stabs it home numer 11 for the season, game on!!! Unfortunately we could not produce the equaliser although al clipped the top of the bar with a rasper!!!.2-3 full time.
Forget about the 1st half and we battled back well to almost get something out of it (ref was a mug aswell).
Just a quick message nick has decided to put his managerial career on hold due to dissentry i think its some disease!!.He has though handed over the reins to the big scottish suprise sex merchant(john leslie aka tord) goodluck!!!
steveo x
