RIGHT, HAVE A COFFEE ESPRESSO BEFOER YOU READ THIS ONE!
Its semi serious witha bit of humour flava - hope you like it.
Interesting is one word that springs to mind.
A bit of a strange game really.
Considering we are on a roll and have a cup final in a few weeks you wonder what some people had on their minds and need to be more responsible for their actions.
Thankfully everyone involved did a decent enough job and we came away with our 3rd win in a row and and another nice 3 points which sees us get in reach of the teams above us with a good few games in hand.
Nobody likes it when you start a game with 10 men when you know you should have 11, but we got our heads round it and started in a decent manner, however with one lone striker, namely The Finster it was hard to maintain possession early on, however when we did we played some ok stuff and created a few openings.
When Stevo had sorted his nut out and got his socks on we picked up a bit and atarted to compete a bit more, but all in all i cant remember much of the first half as it was pretty pony tbh.
I dont know if any of you boys noticed but i actually tipped a specualtive shot onto the bar with a fingertip midway through the half and after taking a kick from godfrey the fuckin loopy rasta i was up for weighing him in!
So h.t we had a shake up and decided we were playing two bob stuff and we could easily roll this mob over if we stepped up a gear or 2.
So we did just that, and within minutes we looked like we were gonna score.
Finley was a man possessed and won more headers than Luca Toni playing against Milan u10's, Spagey later quoted he thought he was the incredible hulk in disguise as he held off two men with his powerful mickeys and the defender actually screamed in vain at the ref for a foul cos ciars was giving him the argey bargey! go on my son this is different gravy!
Midway through the half versatile man mountain and missile Terrence Rhino Gordon aka Thierry Garden cut inside from the right flank and got onto a through ball and helped it onto Giles Grimandi the whippet of whitehawk Shephard who cooly lobbed the onrushing keeper with aplomb. Beautiful and deserved goal for a step up in gear - although it probably was only 1 gear it was all that was needed tbh.
This put a bit more spring in our step and we looked for another to seal the deal.
My Coyne was kicking as accurately as Jonny Wilkinson in Englands world cup win a few years back adn launched another missile forwards towards spagey via someone (?) the keeper went on a mad one off hsi line.
Spagey delighfully lobbed the ball precisley over the keeper into the top corner from outside the box.
Now these mugs were pony and Tony Campos Coyne was trying desperately to keep calm and a clean sheet for the boys. They created nothing except i think we had a world record amount of goal kicks.
A hopeful ball forward was raced onto by godfrey the fuckin little rasta shitbag.
Pad tried toshield the ball to me Coyney and to be fair i should have made it off my line to gather but the ball didnt carry through and he nipped in and lobbed it into the open net.
This gave them a new lease of life plus the half hour with 10 men saw us tired and they had the ball for the last 15.
They had a couple of chances but scuffed one wide and Coyneage got a hand to another.
Right on the buzzer rastaman nearly fucked us when after a blatant foul the ref missed he had another chance to lob Coyneo but he didnt, haha, didnt deserve it and i think it was karma cos he was a knob all day long and i wudda cut his dreadlocks off had he scored the annoying pest.
My summary is this: I think we struggle to get up for games against teams that are pretty average and no threat and ones who arent really too physical.
We need to change this and get in a better state of mind before a game.
Whatever it takes for us to get pumped up and up for it we need to do.
Paul Mcrgath used to get his managers to punch him the chest double hard to get him angry before he goes on the pitch otherwise he wouldnt have the adrenalin to play well.
Compare saturday to the hikers rest game to thsi game and it was UFC vs Netball!
Well donw for the win - cant compalin about that, but have a think about that one.
See you training wednesday - Make sure you bring some fire boys.
