Hello lads'
This is my first attempt at match reporting hope you like it!
An overcast and windy day at greenleas saw another different side out for teamstats again, nick once again had to shuffle the pack, due to injuries and other stuff.
Longy continued in goal for the injured bean who has a hernia hope for a quick recovery. Chinders returned this week after he went missing last week due to personal problems and someone needed their pipe cleaned, yeah we know what problems chinders has with personal!!!Quant started again at rb with mossy and rich in the centre.Bell and danny g back in cm spagey on the left and a new posistion for young jeeves on the right.El tel and loft up front.
We started brightly again playing some nice football just as we did last week in the worst conditions ever known to man!!! we looked like scoring straight away but had to wait until the 20th min for Terry to break the deadlock where he closed down the keeper who fluffed his lines open goal ta very much.
Jeeves scored next - a dangerous cross caused mayhem in the box eventually falling to Loft who clipped in back in to jeeves who from 6 yards stuck the ball into the top corner with a bullet header!
2-0 up and cruising then we let a shit goal in as normal! lack of communication between our centre halves saw their striker (i think his name was ralf ,shit name) go clean through and stick the ball past longy2-1.
We didn't let our heads drop and we were causing them all sorts of problems going forward spagey and chinders looking lively down the left and loft doing a very good job up front also quant hitting some nice pings into the channels, and in the last 10 mins of the half could have scored another 6,but we had to settle for one direct from a corner, a lovely ball whipped into the box by spagey eluded everybody straight in!!!
spagey again having 2 great chances to put us further in front, one rounding the keeper but could only put it wide from a tight angle(think ive done him a favour there).A massive kick from longy saw the ball evade their entire defence and the ball fell to spagey who hit it first time on the half bud it flew over the keeper and looked in, but just dipped the wrong side of the bar. 3-1 half time.
Quant couldn't really say much as we were playing really well just to concentrate it was obvious we were gonna score more!!.Second half we started well again with jeeves causing havoc down the right getting to the byline and getting in some good crosses something we have been lacking recently.Another lack of concentration at the back saw ralfy(shit name) again go clean through to make it 3-2(Santa could you please bring richy bell some weights for christmas).
We then reply almost immidiatley jeeves whips in a low cross from the right spagey had a huge swing at it missed!! luckily it fell to el tel who tucked it in for 4-2 spagey informs me that he had a call from tel to leave it(ok mate!!!)It was then all one way traffic with chance after chance loft is the one i remember the most and it was probably the easiest, jeeves again puts in a lovely ball from the right in comes the on rushing loft already celebrating 6 yards out perfectly on his nut assuming the posistion(eyes closed open mouthed) misses the target.We'll let him off that one as he was having his best game of the season.
Unfortunately quant had to depart as he had pulled that important muscle the glutus wristimus!!!.On comes johnny cheeseman i think thats his name or so loft tells me!!!!he looked quite uesful though.Another sub on comes ciaran who put his stuff and things on hold to turn out for us(bless him).Off comes loft who was not happy and told me that he was going to give quant a severe piece of his mind as he was having such a good game(blow your own trumpet son).
We continue to play the divs off the park but we made a couple of wrong passes at the wrong time and just couldn't find the onion bag(should've left loft on!!!).We then pile forward again a lovely ball into the box their defence fail to clear the ball properly and the ball falls to jeeves on the edge of the box he then hammers the ball left footed on the half bud into the top corner(take a boo son).A brilliant quote from danny g after the goal flew in "where did you get that from you sid",another brilliant danny g quote from earlier in the game "I'll mark two but i refuse to mark three" love it.
In the last five mins we could have hit double figures but it just wouldn't go in!!
A very good game to watch we dominated them from start to finish at times the football was superb and we were mixing it up aswell,we are not scared to get stuck in and smash people when we need too, we are stating to play some really good footie and should nick 6 points off these mugs in the league.Lets have another victory this week boys!!!
steveo x
