On another Monday evening under the lights at Cas Academy, the Knights faced off against Garforth Villa Veterans in the 8pm kick off. The Knights, still smarting from last week’s ‘shitastrophe’ against East End Park WMC Vets, made a few tactical changes (Myke was on the piss so unavailable). This forced Keith into the unfamiliar role of striker after losing a pre-match Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to Bobbsy. Clearly, it was already shaping up to be a night of bold decisions. The Knights started brightly, with Keith and Bobbsy taking turns to ‘terrorise’ the Villa back line, by which we mean they occasionally stumbled into threatening positions. Villa, on the other hand, decided to channel their inner Barcelona, pinging through balls that turned the Knights’ defence into an impromptu quiz show. The back four of Dan, Keebs, Muzz, and Jezz handled most of the questions with the finesse of a contestant who's just remembered the answer 10 seconds too late. Behind them, MJ went full Ederson, sweeping up anything that dared sneak through - think more Hoover than human. Chances came and went like buses in a rural village. The Knights missed a few, while Villa’s crosses somehow avoided everyone, including the laws of physics. Half time arrived with the score still 0-0, and Gaffer Jinx, with no tactics board, just a vape, made a couple of shrewd changes. He swapped full-backs like a blackjack dealer on a hot streak, bringing on Marcin to inject a bit more pace. Thankfully, there were no requests to play the elusive 'three bears' defensive line (not too deep, not too high, but juuust right). The second half began with the Knights well on top, storming into promising positions and then promptly treating the Garforth goal like a restricted area—getting close but never quite daring to enter. Their finishing had all the precision of a drunk man trying to unlock his front door in the dark but the energy of the same said man also needing a piss! Then, just as it looked like the Knights might actually score, Dom re-entered the fray, with Keith moving to his fourth position of the game. At this rate, he’ll be in goal next week. It was during this period of near-total Knights domination that, finally, the breakthrough came. The ball ricocheted around the Garforth box like a pinball machine on tilt before falling kindly to Dom, who poked it home from close range. 1-0! The Knights were ahead, and surely, nothing could go wrong now... Enter, the dreaded ‘Shitening’! Memories of last week’s 4-minute collapse were still fresh in the air, but surely history wouldn’t repeat itself? Ollie, the Knights’ captain, was trying to steer the ship to safety, battling against both the clock and his own rapidly-fading stamina. “Slow it down!” came the cries. “Stay calm!” they shouted. And for a moment, it looked like they might just hold on. Then, disaster struck. A slight delay on a throw-in from Dan back to MJ allowed Villa’s striker to close him down. Rather than hoof it to safety, MJ opted for the "Higuita special" - a little shimmy to shake off the pressure. The striker, however, wasn’t fooled. A desperate lunge knocked the ball loose, and for a brief, glorious moment, it was chaos in the box. The Knights managed to clear it—phew, danger over... or so they thought. Villa worked the ball back to their full-back, 25 yards out, and in a scene straight out of a footballing fairy tale (or nightmare, depending on your allegiance), he unleashed a thunderbolt. Not quite as good as Keith’s goal last week, but close enough. The ball dipped and swerved into the net, leaving MJ flailing like a man trying to catch a balloon in a hurricane. 1-1! Surely not again? But credit where it’s due, the Knights didn’t fold this time. They actually looked calm - a word previously thought to be banned from their vocabulary. Keith, Bobbsy, and Dom all found themselves in great positions to restore the lead, but unfortunately, their finishing remained about as effective as a chocolate teapot. The final whistle blew with the score level at 1-1, a result that felt both fair and infuriating. Big shout-outs to MJ for a mostly heroic performance in goal, Keebs and Muzz for holding the backline together, and Ollie for becoming the first captain in Knights history to secure a point in the Winter League. Keith, for his tireless effort across four different positions, deserves his own standing ovation - or perhaps just a comfortable seat and a cup of tea. It’s only 1 point from 2 games, but it could easily (and should) have been 6. Still, there’s hope. After all, there’s always next week. Up the Knights!