WITH JAMES KING, KIERAN 'FAT FUCK' JONES AND CAPTAIN CHRIS WEARING UNAVAILABLE (DUE TO WANKY COMMITMENTS SUCH AS COUNCIL MEETINGS), TOM JUGGINS WAS FORCED TO PULL TOGETHER A SIDE. DOING THIS, HE MANAGED TO GRAFT OLLIE HUGHES AND HIS OWN BROTHER WILL JUGGINS FROM THEIR BACKSIDES AT HOME, AS WELL AS MANAGING TO TEMPT 'FAT RONALDO' FORDY...WITH A BISCUIT OR TWO OF COURSE.
THE CERNEY BOYS STARTED SLIGHLTY SHAKEY, BUT THANKS TO JAKE STEVENS IN GOAL, WE HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AS HE PRODUCED ABOUT 6 SAVES IN 4 MINUTES. HOWEVER THANKFULLY THAT ALL CHANGED WHEN THE CERNEY BOYS BEGAN SOME NICE PASSING FROM THE WHOLE TEAM, ESPECIALLY W.JUGGINS, RESULTING IN A WELL FINISHED GOAL FROM 'OUR BLOODY CORAL', ASSISTED NICELY BY WILL JUGGINS (HE THINKS). HOWEVER, THIS GREAT PLAY WAS THREATENED WHEN THEIR SKINNY FUCKER UPRONT COME THROUGH ON GOAL, SAFELY STOPPED BY A 'RONALDO CHOP' TACKLE FROM T.JUGGINS.
A FEW MINUTES LATER ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE, HUGHES AND SOME OTHER CUNT GOT A BIT FIESTY. THIS WAS ALL STOPPED WHEN HUGHES MATURLY DECIDES TO GO STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PLAYER, LEAVING THE BALL (WHAT A LAD). THE REFEREE, WHICH THANK FUCK WASN'T STEVE COOK, HAD A QUIET WORD INSTEAD OF SHOWING A CARD.
CERNEY BOYS CONTINUED TO DOMINATE THE FIRST HALF, WITH GREAT GOALS FROM HUGHES AND ANOTHER FROM CARL O'KEEFFE, LEAVING US 3-0 UP AND FOR ONCE CRUISING TO VICTORY. NATHAN LITTLER ALSO HAD A FEW GREAT RUNS AT GOAL, BUT CLEARLY MUST HAVE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH WEED TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY SEE THE GOALPOSTS. (EITHER THAT OR HE WAS CROSS-EYED...OR BOTH)
SECOND HALF.
THE OLD SAYING OF 'A GAME OF TWO HALVES' CAME INTO PLAY, BUT THIS WASN'T BEFORE CRAIG O'KEEFFE PULLED A GOOD STRIKE OUT LEAVING US 4-0 UP AND LOOKING GOOD FOR A COMFORTABLE WIN.
CLEARLY, CERNEYBOY KEEPER JAKE STEVENS FELT SORRY FOR THE USELESS FUCKERS, LETTING A SHOT GO WIDE BUT EVENTUALLY ASSING IT IN OFF THE BACKBOARDS FOR A STYLISH OWNGOAL. THIS THEN GAVE THE TINY TODGERS A BIT OF CONFIDENCE, AS THEY MANAGED TO SMASH ANOTHER TWO GOALS PAST STEVENS IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES, AND ANOTHER AFTER THE SKINNY PRICK AGAIN MANAGED TO SLOT ONE HOME INBETWEEN LITTLER AND CRAIG O'KEEFFE'S LEGS. THIS PUT THE SCORE AT 4-4 WITH ONLY FEW MINUTES REMAING, SO LITTLER AND T.JUGGINS DECIDED TO DO A JOB AT THE BACK, AND LET THE REST OF THE IDIOTS TRY AND SCORE. UNFORTUNATLEY, CARL O'KEEFFE TRIED TO TAKE THE PISS FROM JAKE STEVEN'S GREAT DISTRIBUTION BY TRYING ABOUT 200 OVERHEAD KICKS, WHICH SHOCKING, DIDN'T ONLY MISS THE GOAL BUT MANAGED TO HIT THE CORNER, SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES.
THE GAME WAS DYING WHEN SUDDENLEY CRAIG O'KEEFFE LAID A NICE PASS TO LITTLER, WHO MANAGED TO SEE THE BALL AND DRIBBLE WITH IT, UNTIL ONE OF THE TINY TODGERS FOULED HIM, PUSHING LITTLERS FOOT ONTO THE BALL AND SLOTTING HOME TO PUT US 5-4 UP.
THE GAME FINALLY ENDED WITH CERNEY BOYS MAKING IT 3 WINS ON THE TROT IN THE LEAGUE, HOPEFULLY WITH A FEW MORE PASSING SKILLS, AND ANOTHER CRACKHEAD PERFORMANCE FROM LITTLER, THIS CAN CONITINUE.
