GOING INTO THEIR SIXTH GAME OF THE SEASON, CERNEY BOYS LOOKED TO HAVE FINALLY HAD THEIR ORIGINAL 8 PLAYERS FOR THE GAME. THIS WAS UNTIL CERNEYBOY CHRIS 'SICKNOTE' WEARING COMPLETED THE HATTRICK AND HANDED IN HIS THIRD SICKNOTE IN A ROW. OLLIE HUGHES WAS THEN CALLED IN TO REPLACE HIM. HOWEVER, WEARING CONTINUED TO BE A TOP GAFFER. HE AGAIN PUT A TEAM TOGETHER FOR THIS WEEK, AS WELL AS SORTING OUT LIFTS FOR THE TEAM TO THE MIGHTY ARENA. CHRIS EVEN TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM AND TRAVELLED UP IN CRAIG'S CAR, HE CLEARLY MUST HAVE HAD SOME SORT OF DEATH WISH. ALSO, THIS WEEK EVEN KIERAN 'FATFUCK' JONES MANAGED TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE, AFTER ECOVERING FROM HIS 'INJURY' LAST WEEK. NATHAN LITTLER WAS ALSO COMMITED ENOUGH THIS WEEK NOT TO COME TO THE GAME COMPLETLY STONED, IT'S A SHAME MORE OF THE TEAM COULDN'T SHOW THAT COMMITMENT.
FIRST HALF.
CERNEY BOYS STARTED THE GAME SLIGHTLY SHAKEY. TEKKERS SLOVAKIA WEREN'T AFRAID TO PRESSURE THE BOYS ON THE BALL, OR SHOULD I SAY THEIR COCKY STRIKER JORDAN, WHO COMPLETED THEIR ONE MAN TEAM OF USELESS FUCKING TWATS. UNFORTUNATLEY, A FEW MINUTES IN A 50/50 TACKLE CAME OUT WORSE ON JAMES KING WHO HAD TO GO OFF WITH AN INJURED KNEE. THE LANKY STREAK OF PISS TOOK HIS PLACE. CARL O'KEEFFE THEN CAME OFF INJURED SHORTLY AFTER, WITH KIERAN JONES TAKING HIS PLACE. ALTHOUGH, CERNEY BOYS WERE STILL LOOKING COMFORTABLE ON THE BALL AND STRUNG A FEW GOOD PASSES TOGETHER WITH JONES DICTATING THE PLAY. CERNEY BOYS BROKE THE SLOVAKIAN DEFENCE WITH HUGHES' SHOT BEING SAVED BY THE KEEPER, BEFORE NATHAN LITTLER VOLLEYED IN THE REBOUND. 1-0 TO THE IDIOTS.
NOT LONG AFTER THEIR ONE MAN TEAM GOT THE BETTER OF THE CERNEYBOY DEFENCE AND THE FUCKING IDIOT STRIKED PAST JAKE STEVENS. 1-1. HOWEVER, CARL O'KEEFFE CAME BACK ON THE PITCH TO PUT THE BOYS BACK INFRONT WITH A GREAT INDIVIDUAL EFFORT. 2-1. THIS PUT THE BOYS IN THE LEAD AT THE BREAK.
SECOND HALF.
TEKKERS SLOVAKIA CAME BACK FIGHTING AFTER THE BREAK AND AFTER A FUCKING STUPID SUBSTITUTION BETWEEN CRAIG O'KEEFFE AND JAMES KING WHO BOTH LIKED TO TAKE THEIR TIME, CERNEYBOYS WERE LEFT A MAN DOWN FOR A FEW SECONDS, LEAVING THEIR ONE MAN TEAM THROUGH OWN GOAL WHO FINISHED NICELY....CUNT. 2-2. CRAIG DID MAKE UP FOR IT HOWEVER, AS AFTER BEATING TWO PLAYERS WITH GOOD PACE HE SMASHED A SCREAMER INTO THE TOP CORNER. 3-2.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, JUGGINS DECIDED HE WAS DUE A PENALTY AS IT WAS LONG SINCE HIS LAST ONE. AFTER APPARENTLEY FAILING TO MAKE A PASS BEFORE THE BALL ROLLED INTO THE BOX, THE PENALTY WAS GIVEN. AGAIN THEIR ONE MAN WANKY SHIT TEAM PLACED THE BALL IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER. 3-3. THANKFULLY, STRAIGHT AFTER THE RESTART HUGHES TOOK IT PAST ONE BEFORE HITTING A POWERFUL, SWERVING SHOT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE GOAL. THEIR PRICK OF A KEEPER WAS STATIONARY, LIKE HE IS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO'S ACTUALLY QUITE FIT. 4-3.
CERNEY BOYS AGAIN LEFT THEIR ONE MAN TEAM ON HIS RIGHT FOOT, WHERE HE KNOCKED THE BALL AROUND HUGHES TO SMASH THE BALL INTO THE TOP CORNER. 4-4.
THE GAME WAS COMING TO AN END AND IT LOOKED LIKE THE IDIOTS WERE GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A DRAW. THIS WAS UNTIL JONES PLAYED A NICE ONE-TWO WITH CARL O'KEEFFE AND FINESSED THE SHOT BEAUTIFULLY INTO THE BOTTOM CORNER. THE GAME FINISHED 5-4, A DESERVED WIN FOR THE BOYS. THE BOYS ARE NOW COASTING AT THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND ARE LOOING GOOD FOR PROMOTION INTO DIVISION TWO.
POST-MATCH
THANKFULLY, CRAIG O'KEEFFE AND THE GAFFER ARRIVED HOME SAFELY WITH NO INJURYS. MATCH RATINGS WERE AGAIN DONE BY SOME RANDOM CUNT ON THE SIDELINES, AND FOR SOME REASON GAVE THE LANKY CUNT MAN OF THE MATCH. NEXT GAME v SPARTA CIREN.
