Als Cafe 1 Borussia Forsyth 2
Brown
D Jeffrey
Team news -
Borussia's tiny frontman and resisdent playmaker lee brennan was missing with illness. Rumours were rife in the camp just as to what illness brennan ad indeed contracted. The most popular one was mans old foe "SLAVER BOTTY" But young mikey jeffery overheard a rival team saying they indeed had spotted lee boarding a plane bound for chile to av a gastric band fitted, the truth is we may never no.
Borussia Forsyth fc welcomed back midfield virtuoso john shaw making his first appearance this season. His experiance as been missed over the weeks as, "THE SHAFT" is the only one on Borussia's books who as actually played at the highest level............ ( above sea level that is) also missing was inform player of the season Borussias ace in the pack jord purvis as to his where abouts one could only guess AWOL... MIA... he was last seen holding up a piece of cardboard on the treacherous road A171 with a simple sign in black felt tip saying GOD IS MY SHEPARD can i av a lift to scarborough??
Mikey jefferys returned from a action packed weekend away which he'd been saving up for all year round " A WEEKEND SURVING LIKE BEAR GRILLS" this seemed to rejuvenate the youngster and do him the world of good as he looked like a new man raring to go...
Leslie brown aka "the bullet" added further strength to the pack as he returned from a 9 day break in ATTTTTTTLANTA GEORGIA. still a little worse for wear, brown found it hard over recent days to re ajust to life back home, aving random flashblacks from propping up the bar in the world famous "HOOTERS" public house, brown also ad a teenage fanclub camped outside his house after being spotted on monday night "RAW IS WAR" with cries of "BROWN I WANT YOUR BABYS" and constant chorus's and renditions of a britteny spears alltime classic "KISS ME BULLET ONE MORE TIME"
match
Borussia Forsyth gathered early at brucey headquarters on dundes gardens to watch the first half of the premiership clash between liverpool vs man city b4 heading in the shaft-mobile the fortress caedmon. On a decievingly cold and chilly night borussia started the game for the first few seconds against four players. but were unable to to advantage. Clint sneddon always looked dangerous in the opening exchanges with darting runs up and down the left hand side, while brown controlled with ease the backline. Shaw at times was left unmarked and with his ability and awareness the young rejuvenated jefferys took advantage with some lovely penetrative runs behind als cafe's backline. the ever present and hardman deano jefferey was again making his presence known in the middle of the park with some outstanding crunching tackles. DEANOS name is now on the top of everyones lips at football mundial as the little midfield general is feared upon and does not no the meaning of retreat or surrender a player borussia picked up for a samll fee of 2 chuppa chups and a 15p flump is rapidly becoming the first name on the team sheet. crabtree after an absolutly terrific start to the season rallied the troops in the opening minutes and was instrumental in the opening goal. After beating a man sorry Humiliating the oncoming als cafe forward, crabtree had time to look up and with the blink of eye a lofted a sublime 30 yard pass in to space for the oncoming living up to his name bullet brown. Who then without thinking cushioned the ball with the sweetest of sweetest finishes giving borussia 1 nill lead. Borussia at this point were in control of the match and at times were guilty of doing to much whilst only the simple things were needed. THE CAT had very little to in the first half and was sporting new mittens at reduced price from the kiddies bin in sports direct unwilling to pay the extra £3 needed to uprade to the correct size for his hands. He was often seen practising diving and looking contently at his new gloves admiring there clean shiney appearance. BORUSSIA led at the break
2nd half
Like the first half borussia started at a reasonable pace and at times had to keep there cool due to the fact no decision was going there way from a very contraversial referee aidrian wearing " the pantomime referee who is very card happy" crabtree had his patiance tested on numerous occasions with what he felt and i quote "THAT DECISON WAS A FUCKING JOKE... U END" with 5 minutes into the 2nd half and powerful low drive tested the cat who could only parry out with the ball dangerously close to the line the right hand of the cat clawed the ball into the area. To the amazment of the 6 strong crowd the hobit liked referee raised his whistle to his little mouth and awarded a penalty to the bemusemant of reeves who asked " how when the size of vern troyer (mini me) can u make a decision wen indeed you were 40 yards from the incident..? The penalty was given the result from this was a clean strike leaving reeves with no chance. Borussia had to dig deep and find somehow find some inner strength. Things got worse for BFFC when they lost their young starlet mikey jeff to a suspected broken metertarsal. With time coming to a close Borussia with the help of mikey jeff singing from the touchline trying to inspire forsyth i think "celine dion - baby think twice" a piece of art was about to unfold with every member of BFFC having a part to play in the build up and the never say day attitude shown. BFFC were awarded a freekick 20 yards out. Step up deano who puffed his chest out. while the shaft held his balls i mean ball in the ever increasing blowing wind ,deano let rip and struck the ball with great vengence and furious anger the shot all be it took a deflection nestled in the bottom left corner to BFFC delight leaving no time for a hard working als cafe spark into life only for Bilbobaggins sorry the referee to end the game and keep bffc winning streak. Alround good performance.
bffc man of the match josh crabtree
