It's easy to say that a host of issues from refereeing decisions to poor disrespect from a linesman to play fairly were the main cause of an upset today. Despite not waking up from the whistle Riley's looked the more confident team, but too many poor choices led them to them not getting more chances. Eton Athlectic goals came from Riley's keeper spilling the ball for a tap in and a big assist from the wind. Riley's was well Won by James Lathbury in opponents area who passes to Jamie Allen who cooley passes across to Leef Ford and he smashes in the net. Later Riley's would be denied a goal by the Cheating Eton linesman who knew a goal was looming chucked his flag up unfairly much to everyones out raged, and then had the cheek to brag about it after the game.
this weeks notes are brought to you by Rory McBride
Whistle Blows and the Teams are looking Simular
Whistle blows again, Blue Motherfuckers
Lee's playing Basketball, get freekick against him
Ben makes a good save
Lots of planes in the air today
Ben drops a corner ball like a dead bab. Goal a simple tap in header
Sean missed his mouth whilst drinking. Mysterious wet dog smell filled the air
4 or 5 Silvas on the pitch confusing fans and players alike
Eton coach disreguard for his technical area (small sketch of dug out area with Eton manager stick man far to the left of it.
Team forced to change to bibs, Eton think its Rileys gonna wear them, manager Poxon says like fuck they are. All the silvas are unhappy
Rileys bench runs out of Lucozade tablets now resorts to Lockets.
James slips twice
Good reach by Emery keeping the ball out
'tracking like a pack herd' quote by Louis Burger
Poxon makes a glorious run and feeds Loz lockets
Lockets have worked on Loz, Eton believe he has been given performing enhancement drugs
The headbands ahve returned, Pen is dropped, pen runs out of ink, pren is substituted
John makes a slide tackle like a unicorn with wings on a rainbow
Jamie gym?
James wins ball from defender, passes to jamie and crosses to Lee Ford who smashes it in.
Poxon predicts wather forecast, cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Emery wears Manchester United shirt, Just like his hero Welbeck
Back heel delight from Eton mess
Jamie brought down after a decent run, Loz free kick goes over, Hodor put him off,
Sean admires dannys: sturdy, persistant and consistant. just how he likes it.
My sweet Jesus Vincent, the words you'll find come to mind, possibly still hammered rehab?
Johnny shining light in a poor defensive display in the first half, hard tackling lacking by the other 10 players
Marking from corners has been poor
Rooba savages a player in an unorthodox manner but its a successful tackle
Rex-Bryd dumb as fuck, booking, needs to becareful
(Disent=£10 fine)
Questionalble offside denys a equalizing goal, a nice through ball from Captain Red Beard, finished nicely by Jamie
Eton manager only wants to play long balls. Rileys need to take control and use pocession
After his booking Rex-Bryd performance has improved even better
Danny very very sturdy at left back
Lee mis defending careless corner conceeded
'fireing range'
good hands from Ben
scramble in their box John shoots and hits the post.
Jamie makes another storming run,cut out,
half time
More weather predictions
Team talk coveredm important.
how will Riley's respond
Lee has questionable lungs=poor oxgyen intake (im a sports scientist)
Seans Sondicos thirsty for blood. Classic black, i aint seen nobody wear full black boots since 1997
Poxon sniffs the air, he sense rain
Oppostion manager covers more distance than all players (FACT)
Johnny Riley's best player after the break wins the ball and plays simple , nice....
Possible IS Sniper takes down Loz
James touch of a rapist
Poor marking Rileys get away eton winger misses an easy header from 7 yards
Crofts first touch is a catch
Crofts second touch is a pass straight to the oppostion
Rileys player Stephen jackson is seeing double???
Crofts 3rd touch and he misses a sitter to equalise the game
Opposition gets a yellow card, not sure why?.
IS sniper now strikes on of the many Silvas
IS sniper spree Loz again... BLOODLUST
Sean does 3 kickups #success
Rex-Bryd calls for a sports scientist go unanswered, im playing journalist today
Crofts dierves an ASBO
Worst foul throw i have ever seen( Culprit Stephen Jackson)
Rec Bryd good 2nd half
Poxon looses cool after being stuck in a time loop seeing the things happening down the right
Robbo goal saving tackel
Crofts silky skills
Referee is shit.
