Oh these are shit.... No There NOT!!!!!!!!!!! words spoken by Coopers Arms players in their dressing room, little did they know how hard they were gonna be made to work for there win, in this 3-2 thriller packed with action.
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Kick off 2.30 exactly
And Anthony Crofts immediately gives away pocession, from that a charge through on goal charged down by Ben Robinson forcing a corner. ball is cleared aftr a big battle for John Lathbury with a big midfielder.
Goal 4th min
Rex-Bryd sends a ball forward to Jamie but he doesnt get to it the defender does, but he kicks the ball out and it hits Jamie and bounces in his path he runs onto the ball and shoots to put Rileys FC 1-0 up.
Robey gets hit in the bollocks.
Rex-Bryd gets headbuuted in the back of the head after winning the ball.
at this point its 1am and im fucking so tired and kids off school and got 2 more nights of scream festival, im gonna skp to the best bits or a few moments.
Coopers FC hit the bar 4 times.
Jamie attempts a bicycle kick on goal.
Goal 23 min see Coopers Arms ball goes from keeper to 3 othe players quick passing shot... Goal.
Robey hugs leg of striker and take another ball in the plumbs.
30mins in and Crofts actually passes to a member of his team.
GOAL 38th MIN Crofts chips a ball over to jamie who lobs over the keeper.
Goal 44 min Corner comes in Robey puts off defender tries to lift his knee up to clear, it hits his belly and goes back deep into his own area, theres a sudden 3 second delay of everyone just watching and a Coopers player his it in for 2-2 before half time.
A picture of a cock and balls (not to scale)
More of our own cross bar getting hit.
Shot blocked by Robey-Heroic
Something happened free kick given, put into out box John heads and clears.
Ben saving well.
Their corner does not reach the box, their player knocks over the corner flag.
Coopers starting to lose their tempers at not getting hand ball decisions.
Crofts takes a grace to the face and goes down like a cheap porn star ( At least he didn't pussy out)
Louis goes down before getting the ball (back to diving classes for him)
header from coopers held by Ben
James got double penetrated by 2 guys and also got a free kick given against him for it.
James runs the wing and makes a cross which just misses goal
Sean Parker saw a squirrel
Goal 81 min Ball crossed in and just goes over Robinson head and attacker heads putting ball in corner past Ben.
No mention of Danny Parkes but he is having a cracking game.
Poxon makes a excellent offside call the man ever playing the fair game.
Emery gets bored and passes to the spectaors
James get the ball and smashes it at goal the keeper saved well.
John has a blast at 30 yards out but its straight at the keeper
Skiv is too cool for school but Cereal makes a great clearance from a one on one????????????????????????????
Jamie took a corner which was not attacked by anyone in the box.
Coopers are clearly time wasteing
#Wet Vagina
Game over Coopers steal a win 3-2
thank you for reading
good night
