MAGINIFECENT MASTERS TAKE THE MICHAEL IN MANSLAUGHTERING OF OPPOSITION
In a game which will not only go down in history for the biggest embarrassment ever suffered by a home side, the game is also said to feature first on this week’s Match of the Day - As a token of appreciation by the BBC. The Home side 'Aston Villa Academy' were simply no match for the masters, who out muscled, out witted and out skilled there competitors from the first whistle to the last. Right from the minute go the masters who has recently trounced opposition whilst on tour in Palestine looked as hungry as ever and forced their opponents into conceding a calamitous own goal. Things only went from bad to worse for the home side who then subsequently conceded four goals before being forced into calling an unofficial time out. After this brief interval from the game the Masters began becoming complacent, missing the target on several occasions. However as the game progressed so did the Masters' determination as they through MOM Adam Mahmood went on to score a further 6 goals, thus taking the game into double figures. Due to such humiliation the home side would then bring on extra substitutes as a form of a handicap making it 10 vs 8, however this tactical decision turned out to work against Villa who then embarrassingly scored another own goal. Just as the Masters were looking to add further insult to injury, Villa scored 2 fluky goals in quick succession. The goals scored against the masters only served to further pump up the players. And the Masters in reply scored 2 quick goals. And finally as the game was drawing to a close, the Academy unbeknownst to the world bought on record signings Marouanne Fellani and Sir Emile Heskey. This moment was the pinnacle in terms of embarrassment for the Academy, but was the highlight from which was a very dominant team performance.