Home league match played on 02 September 2012.
Kicked off at 11:00 AM

COLTS STARTED THE GAME A BIT LABOURED WITH A FEW MISSED CHANCES AND MISSPLACE PASSES, HOWEVER AFTER BEING PATIENT FOR THE OPENING 10 MINS COLTS BROKE THE DEADLINE AFTER SOME NEAT PLAY AT THE BACK BETWEEN BAM N BEN MOVING THE BALL RIGHT TO LEFT, THEN QUICKLY MOVED THE BALL FORWARD TO MUNSON WHO REALEASED HERBET TO SLOT HOME COLTS FIRST 1-0 COLTS. COLTS MADE A SUBSTITUTION BRINGING GAV CHAMPMAN ON AFTER WHEN TINKER PULLED UP WITH A SUSPECTED HAMSTRING INJURY (MORE INJURIES THAN DYER,OWEN AND HARGREAVES ACCORDING TO BAM.

THIS GAVE COLTS THE BOOST THEY NEEDED AND WITHIN MINUTES OF THE FIRST COLTS GOT THE 2ND WITH THE SAME TWO PLAYERS LINKING UP AGAIN MUNSON TO HERBERT = GOAL NO'2 AFTER BRETT DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO ON ONE OF HIS MAD RUNS, AT LEAST HE DIDNT TRY MEGGING SOMEONE ON THE CORNER OF HIS BOX OH WAIT A MINUTE YES HE DID HA SOMETIMES IM SURE THIS LAD STAYS UP N WATCHES RE RUNS OF BRAZIL AND FINKS HES CAFU.

COLTS COULD SEE THE FEAR IN WHITWORTHS FACES CONSIDERING LITTLEBOROUGH ONLY BEAT THIS TEAM 2-1 AFTER 90 MINS(OH MY DAYS) AND THE MIDFEILD STARTED TO PLAY HARRISON, RYANLEE N STE CASS ALL LINKING UP WELL TOGETHER USING THE FULL BACKS BRETT N DAYMO WHO LOVE TO OVER LAP IN THE TIGHTEST OF GAMES AND IT PAID OFF AFTER SOME DECENT FOOTBALL ALL ROUND STE CASS SPRAYED A DELIGHTFULL BALL TO MUNSON WHO WHO BEAT THE FULL AND PULLED ONE ACROSS TO SMITH WHO FINISHED WITH EASE 3-0 COLTS(SMITHS FACE WHEN HE SCORED AND HIS FIST PUMPING #MEMORABLE HA.

IT MUST OF BEEN ONE OF THE MOST BORING GAMES OF MCNULTYS LIFE WHO WAS NEVER REALLY PUT UNDER ANY PRESSURE AND BEN N BAM (BRUCE N PALLISTER) MUST OF BIN DIEING TO PUSH FORWARD BUT THEY KEPT THERE SHAPE AND ALL CREDIT TO THEM AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN THESE SITUATIONS, THEN AFTER MUNSONS FIRST FLICK TO SMITH WHO INTERCHANGED WELL MUNSON POUNCED BROKE CLEAR AND BLASTED A LEFT FOOT SHOT PAST THE HELPLESS WHITWORTH KEEPER 4-0 NOT EVEN HALF HOUR PLAYED.

WITH THE NEW ROLE ON RLE OFF SYSTEM COLTS MADE A COUPLE OF SUBS TO GIVE OTHER PLAYERS GAME TIME BUT THAT DID NOT STOP COLTS AND THE OVERWHELMING PRESSURE ON THE WHITWORTH DEFENCE COLTS WER RELENTLESS IN ATTACK N WITHIN MINUTES OF THE 4TH COLTS GOT THE 5TH WHEN DAYMO BROKE DOWN THE WING AND DELICATELY CHIPPED THE BALL TO SMITH WHO MET IN ON THE VOLLEY AND SIDE FOOTED COOLY PAST THE KEEPER #FINISH 5-0 COLTS.

COLTS WER DOMINENT ALL HALF AND IT DIDNT END AFTER GOOD PRESSURE FROM THE MIDFIELD TRIO OF STE, HARRISON N RYAN PRESSED THE BALL CAME LOOSE FOR MUNSON TO TAKE THE SHINE OFF SMITHS FINISH WITH A FIENT ON THE KEEPER WHICH LITTERALLY SAT HIM ON HIS ARSE AND JUST DINKED IT OVER HIM TO MAKE IT 6-0 HALF TIME COULDNT COME QUICK ENOUGH FOR WHITWORTH AS THEY LOOKED SHELL SHOCKED

HALF-TIME

COLTS MADE NUMEROUS CHANGES ALL THE WAY THROUGHT THE GAME GIVIN NUTTY AND JACK SOME GAME TIME AND THE INJURY PRONE COUTS RETURNING TO FULL ACTION YOU WOULD THINK THIS MAY OF AFFECTED COLTS BUT IT SEEMED TO ACT AS A CATALYST  AND COLTS INTENSITY BUILT AND AS THE SAME AS THE FIRST COLTS GOT GOING WITH COUTS LINKIN UP WELL WITH THE FORWARDS THEN RELEASING THE OTHER BRAZILLIAN ROBERTO (DAYMO) CARLOS WHO CURLED ONE INTO THE TOP CORNER 7-0 COLTS AND THEY WER GUNNING FOR MORE.

COLTS YET AGAIN MADE MORE SUBSTITUTIONS WITH PAUL NOW TAKING A FEW LIBERTIES AND ABUSING THIS NEW RULE AS THERE WER AT LEAST 12 SUBS MADE THROUGHOUT THE GAME HOWEVER COLTS RETAINED POSSESION OF THE BALL WELL WITH NUTTY AND JACK INTERGRATING WELL IN A NEW TEAM AND GAV (O.A.P) CHAMPMAN HAVING A SUPERB GAME A RIGHT BACK N COULD OF GOT A GOAL HIMSELF IF IT WANT FOR A DEFLECTION WHICH SAW HIS LONG RANGE VOLLEY OVER THE BAR. AFTER THE RESULTING GOAL KICK COLTS WON THE BALL BACK INSTANTLY AND AFTER THROUGH BALLFROM STE CASS MUNSON GINGERLY ROUNDED THE KEEPER FOR HIS HAT-TRICK 8-0 COLTS. AGAIN PAUL ABUSING SYSTEM BRINGING MUNSON STRAIGT OFF(KNOB).

COLTS WER JUST COASTING AND WITH HARRISOON AND RYAN CONTROLLING THE MIDFEILD AND JACK STE AND COUTS PLAYING IN MORE POSITIONS THAN WAS NEEDED COLTS GOT THERE 9TH WITH NEW BOY JACK GETTIN IN ON THE ACT WITH SOME DECENT CLOSE PLAY BETWEEN LEE N STE LEE GOT THE BALL BACK WHO FIRED ACROSS THE BOX TO THE ONCOMING JACK WHO MADE IT 9-0 AND YES PAUL MADE MORE FUCKING SUBS AFTER THAT PEOPLE PLAYING OUT OF POSITION.

COLTS 10TH CAME STRAIGHT AFTER THE 9TH OBVIOUSLY BUT I MEAN WITHIN 2 MINUTES HA  ANOTHER OF THE NEW BOYS GOT ON THE SCORESHEET AFTER SOME INTELLEGENT THINKING FROM LEE N AND NUTTY, NUTTY CURLED ONE IN FROM A ACUTE ANGLE (LITTLE DEFLECTION) WHICH SAILED INTO THE TOP CORNER 10-0 COLTS THE GAME WAS L;IKE A TRAINING SESSION ATTACK VERSUS DEFENCE.THE NEXT HATRICK CAME FROM COLTS 2ND STRIKER HAHA WHO POUNCED ONTO A REBOUND FROM BRETTS SHOT AND MADE IT 11-0 COLTS.

COLTS SETTLED DOWN A BIT IN THE LAST 15 MINUTES WHICH GAVE WHITWORTH A CHANCE FOR A CONSOLATION GOAL BUT THE STUMBLING BLOCK WAS THE 2 EVER PRESENT CENTER HALFS BAM N BEN AND IF NOT THEM MCNULTY WHO IS THE BEST KEEPER IN THIS LEAGUE FOR ANY OF U NOSEY BASTARDS WHO READ THIS, WHITWORTH TRIED AND HAD A COUPLE OF CHANCES BRINGING THE DEFENCE AND MCNULTY INTO ACTION AND THEY DID HIT THE POST BUT YET AGAIN COLTS WER FIRST TO THE BALL, WHITWORTH TRIED THE LONG BALL A FEW TIME BUT WAS CUT OUT BY JACK IN A LAST DITCH TACKLE AND BAM N BEN NOT LETTIN THE FORWARDS HAVE A MINUTE, AFTER THE LITTLE BIT OF PRESSURE COLTS WER PUT UNDER THEY BROKE TO GET THE 12TH AFTER SOME GOOD PLAY BETWEEN LEE N BRETT, BRETT GOT HIS LONG AWAITED GOAL 12-0 COLTS BUT YET AGAIN BRETT NEEDS TO REALISE HE IS A DEFENDER.

IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES COLTS GOT THE 13TH AND THE 3RD HAT-TRICK OF THE GAME AFTER A NICE ONE TWO BETWEEN LEE N SMITH LEE BROKE AWAY WITH THE BALL AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE OUTCOME GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL. EVEN THOU 3 HAT-TRICKS WAS SCORED MAN OF THE MATCH GOES TO HARRISON FOR HIS MAJESTIC WAY HE MOVED THE BALL AROUND THE PITCH AND HIM N RYAN CONTROLLED THE TEMPO WHICH COLTS PLAYED IN.HOW HE IS NOT PLAYING AT A HIGHER LEVEL I DONT UNDERSTAND MAYBE ITS HIS PREFERENCE.......

WELL DONE A STRIKING SHOW OF DOMINANCE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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