Bay Olympic Shakers

Bay Olympic Shakers are a Saturday soccer team made up of 14 team members.

The team is from New Lynn, Auckland, New Zealand and play in the Aff Mens Division 8.

Bay Olympic Shakers started using TeamStats in May 2014 and so far have created match reports and statistics for 11 games.

A team as old as the game itself, no one knows where the shakers came from. What mighty force could bring such a group of men together to play the beautiful game in such an ugly way was forgotten many moons ago and doubtless could no longer be comprehended anyway.

Originally created to dominate world football and win all the major trophies while millions of beautiful ladies screamed in pure pleasure, throwing their panties at them while passing out with delight at the glimpse of their favourite shaker. Due to laziness and preference to drinking and other such nonsense the shakers have diminished to the lackadaisical lads you see today.

However, it has been prophesized that they will one day return to their former glory and achieve the vision laid out before them by their founding fathers...